My existing, working earphones, the beast I've introduced below, is so horrible that vivid imagery used to describe it comes tumbling out of me without any effort expended.

I found myself saying that it so absolutely terrible that it should be banished to the ninth circle of hell, where those punished for treachery go. Yes, treachery - for being so absolutely unserviceable to its mistress in her time of need; nay, beyond unserviceable. Treachery - for making good music sound so bad that I have to resist clawing my ears until they're nothing but a bloody mess. Treachery - for rendering such horrible service to the extent that its mistress may just commit self-harm. Treachery -

The fact that I can actually still go on shows how much venom I have for that thing.
Insert roar of anger here, however it sounds like to you.
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My existing, working earphones, the beast I've introduced below, is so horrible that vivid imagery used to describe it comes tumbling out of me without any effort expended.

I found myself saying that it so absolutely terrible that it should be banished to the ninth circle of hell, where those punished for treachery go. Yes, treachery - for being so absolutely unserviceable to its mistress in her time of need; nay, beyond unserviceable. Treachery - for making good music sound so bad that I have to resist clawing my ears until they're nothing but a bloody mess. Treachery - for rendering such horrible service to the extent that its mistress may just commit self-harm. Treachery -

The fact that I can actually still go on shows how much venom I have for that thing.
Insert roar of anger here, however it sounds like to you.
Comment? | 0 Opinions.